Overheard at Lunch
D: What's the difference between a bum and a hobo?
J: There is no difference. They're both homeless.
C: No, a hobo moves around. On trains, and stuff. Like, they hop on trains.
D: Then what's a bum?
C: Just regular homeless. No trains.
Period Six Diversion
J: Hey, Ms. D, did you know that you find $10 worth of pennies in your life, but nobody ever picks them up?
Me: No, I didn't know that.
J: Yeah. Crazy, right? Wait, did I say dimes?
Me: No, pennies.
J: Oh, yeah. Pennies. Oh look, a dime on the floor!
Truly amazing.
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